Captain’s log stardate 67404.4:
I woke up to pee and started thinking about Sebastian Vael naked and now I can’t go back to sleep
Read this in Picard’s voice.
And the spiders let you ride their backs to take you to different places —
Impressed with your computer science skills, Friend.
hattingston asked: So this doesn't address the Anders thing, but I'm seeing Attack On Titan slowly take over your blog and it's kinda hilarious to see. Like, first it's a couple posts. Then your avatar. It's spreading. (Not complaining or anything, just commenting)
I suppose changing my avatar is a declaration of allying myself with the fandom, yes. ALSO YES IT SHALL SPREAD LIKE THE TITANS SPREAD OVER THE EARTH. :DDDDD
Also, wait, do you watch Attack on Titan?
Everything sounds better when you add "but everything changed when the fire nation attacked" at the end of a sentence.
- Harry Potter: Mr. and Mrs. Dursley, of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, but everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
- The Hunger Games: When I was younger, I scared my mother to death, the things I would blurt out about District 12, but everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
- Game of Thrones: The morning had dawned clear and cold, with a crispness that hinted at the end of summer, but everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
- Edgar Allan Poe: 'Tis some visitor,' I muttered, `tapping at my chamber door' but everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
- The Bible: In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth, but everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
sasha braus is my spirit animalll
sasha braus is my spirit potato
AU where instead of the Hanged Man, Kirkwall’s most popular joint is the Hung Man, a male strip club owned by Varric Tethras.
Sten is the bouncer.
Morrigan, Isabela, Merrill, and Wynne are regulars.
Anders’ stage name is Justice, Alistair’s is the Royal Bastard.
Duncan’s catch phrase is “You can ride my griffin.”