s-leary:

Ask a Man

Courtney Milan’s latest book, The Suffragette Scandal (WHICH IS EXCELLENT YOU SHOULD READ IT NOW) is set in the 1880s and involves a newspaper staffed by and written for women. To lend her publication credibility, the editor hired a Real Live Man to write a satirical advice column.

It’s on Tumblr. It’s hysterical.

I think my favorite so far is the advice on what to do when you receive a dick pic.

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dunwich-brookhaven:

So I love how everyone gets these really badass moments in the Fate/Zero opening, like wow, swords n magic n shit, yeah!

and then there’s Kariya just

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU TAPED OVER SEINFELD?

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the maltese falcon, 1941

"i couldn’t be fonder of you if you were my own son. but, well, if you lose a son, it is possible to get another. there is only one maltese falcon."

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"Sounis looked at Attolia, and she only stared back. No doubt she had overcome her own rebels with ten men and a penknife."

— Megan Whalen Turner’s A Conspiracy of Kings (via we-live-in-marvelous-times)


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theseluckystars:

mysharona1987:

Some of the funniest book dedications ever.

New threat to anyone who’s being mean: “I’ll call you an assh*le on the dedication page of my next book.”

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So I’m watching Fate/Zero and all I can say is…wow, Tohsaka makes bad decisions.

First he lets one daughter get adopted by a man who implants magic flesh-eating worm larvae in her, and then he gives guardianship of the other daughter to the man who is, at the very moment, planning to kill him.

Nice job breaking it, non-hero.

edit: also the daughter’s mother is still alive??? shouldn’t she get guardianship?

invocative:

A summary of the Queen’s Thief Series, in six words

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