There’s apparently a meme in which you pick up the closest book to you, flip to page 45, and pick the first sentence to describe your love life.
The first thing I picked up was my social psych textbook.
"Earlier in this chapter we described an experiment that examined the reactions of students from the northern United States and Brazil to a story about a woman who did or did not cheat on her husband (Vandello & Cohen, 2008)"
All of the orgasms in fic are so violent. His orgasm came like a punch to the gut. It hit him like a mack truck. It knifed him in a fucking alley. What these orgasms need is a good education.
the orgasm tapped him on the shoulder politely because it wasn’t raised in a goddamn barn
By the time he came back to himself, the orgasm had washed the dishes, vacuumed the living room, and retrieved his lost house key from under the chaise lounge.
— Emiya Kiritsugu, because his chain smoking is the last thing that’s killing him
Fate/Zero (via incorrectfatequotes)
Anonymous said: omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???
This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material