Inaho and Slaine having a ‘science facts’ fight
Slaine would normally not fight and accept whatever, but he doesnt want the Princess knowing facts he thinks are wrong so he argues. And Inaho is just having fun riling him up.
Meanwhile, the terrans are like “wow someone actually disagrees with Inaho” and the princess is like “wow, someone can make slaine angry”
There’s apparently a meme in which you pick up the closest book to you, flip to page 45, and pick the first sentence to describe your love life.
The first thing I picked up was my social psych textbook.
"Earlier in this chapter we described an experiment that examined the reactions of students from the northern United States and Brazil to a story about a woman who did or did not cheat on her husband (Vandello & Cohen, 2008)"
All of the orgasms in fic are so violent. His orgasm came like a punch to the gut. It hit him like a mack truck. It knifed him in a fucking alley. What these orgasms need is a good education.
the orgasm tapped him on the shoulder politely because it wasn’t raised in a goddamn barn
By the time he came back to himself, the orgasm had washed the dishes, vacuumed the living room, and retrieved his lost house key from under the chaise lounge.