Count Saazbaum is right about the Martians not having any culture
That chicken parmesan doesn’t even have any spaghetti noodles
hello my name is urobutcher and i taught fanfic writers the tragic value of repeated failure to communicate! (evil cackling intensifies as people in the background die)
Ladies and gentlemen….a spring-loaded dick in a box from the 1800s. It made for a great gift
humanity’s sense of humour has not progressed much in the last hundred years
the harry potter wiki gets really in-depth
(Source: ryandeel, via comicfan66)
Blood & Chocolate: Netflix movie review -
So you wonder why this girl’s family is being attacked by men with guns, and why they burn her house down, until you see as she’s running for her life - she’s not human.
Cliche beginning, but what more can you ask for. It’s a werewolf movie.
"In fear I hurried this way and that. I had…
Do more reviews. I command you. :)
You make this movie sound pretty entertaining and way less sexist than the book. I didn’t see you reference it, so I guess you haven’t read it?
Inaho and Slaine having a ‘science facts’ fight
Slaine would normally not fight and accept whatever, but he doesnt want the Princess knowing facts he thinks are wrong so he argues. And Inaho is just having fun riling him up.
Meanwhile, the terrans are like “wow someone actually disagrees with Inaho” and the princess is like “wow, someone can make slaine angry”