May 2013
193 posts
The Fandoms: Why I didn't like "The Bells of St.... →
texturepresence:
1. All those people who were downloaded were workable personalities They retained their consciousness. They experienced a subjective reality. They felt fear. What more do you need to say that someone is alive? But the Doctor never even tried to save everyone. In fact, he never even thought about…
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homurahomo:
cronistic-tribute:
homurahomo:
sometimes i forget nipples exist…. think about it… even obama has nipples…. even dogs have nipples…. maybe even jesus had nipples…
jesus had fucking nipples, dude
whoa now…. dont force ur beliefs onto me
Just out of curiosity
alicelostinneverland:
I know a lot of DW fans who don’t like Martha Jones. I’m not looking for a debate on why you do/don’t, but please just reblog this if you like Martha and think she was a good companion. I’m just curious to see how many fans really liked her.
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“My biggest fear is that eventually you will see me the way I see myself.”
– Anonymous (via lostiel)
Roommate: The force is strong with the bathroom.
Me: The force is strong with the 409?
benedictedcumberbabeof221:
mighty-thor-of-assgard:
danniauttumns:
ser-merlin-of-valyria:
tumblr has fallen
david karp is dead
yahoo is coming
your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail.
it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference:
“the ministry has fallen
scrimgeour is dead
they are coming.”
Three perspectives on writing
Corporate communications class: Write clearly. Think of the poor bastard who could be making money instead of reading your wordspew.
Philosophy class: Write clearly, so your readers can understand your argument.
Computer science class: What the fuck, you can write?
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internetfeet:
People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t
Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”
And menstruation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
cuddlefeyrac:
au where gatsby and nick get married and gatsby’s vows are all addressed to old sport and when the preacher asks if he takes nicholas carraway to be his lawfully wedded husband, gatsby just stands there in confusion for a few minutes and eventually confesses that he has no idea who nicholas carraway is he’s here to marry old sport
poopflow:
ah yes i have finally found it
the g spot
“To love a TV show is to know one of two things: Either it will eventually leave...”
– Todd VanDerWerff (The A.V. Club)
cooldadbutts:
fffcuk:
there are 9 calories in a tablespoon of sperm
but only 0 calories in Diet Sperm™
iwillfucknepeta:
pimpeta-slap:
mrv4n1ll4m1lksh4k3:
pimpeta-slap:
Who came up with kissing? Seriously? Did 2 people one day accidentally bash heads together and went like, “Oh… That was nice” *violently bashes head together again* “This should be a thing”
kissing is a method of exchanging saliva (and thus DNA) to determine whether or not you would want to reproduce with that person
...
me: on tumblr
me: clicks video
me: please be fuckin youtube
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Dear Yahoo
lost-son-of-hephaestus-and-freya:
Sherlock is on hiatus…
Supernatural just had it’s season finale
Doctor who just had it’s season finale.
Merlin is over..
And we are waiting for Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D
Are you sure this is the best time to buy Tumblr?… Cause the whole fandom is actully this right now:
“Humor is not a mood but a way of looking at the world. So if it is correct to...”
– Ludwig Wittgenstein (via stickyembraces)
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Why Vastra and Jenny didn't kiss?, is not fair
I think Vastra, Jenny and Strax deserve their own...
kabutocub:
faylehane:
There needs to be more Vastra/Jenny Fanfic out there..
finechester:
I kind of want God to show up after his vacation and be all
‘hello my children what happened wh—’
thisurlwasntjollybutnowitis:
homosexualpancakes:
of course you can pay me in M rated fanfics of my otp
No one ever pays me in M-rated fanfics of my OTP…
hell-is-my-paradise:
yourealoserlol:
skittlejoy:
its like boys are the oscars and im leonardo dicaprio
yeah, you deserve them.
that’s the most inspiring thing i have ever seen
ticktocksheep:
“Hey, buy me this thing”
“lol ok”
“waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD”
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the-vashta-nerada:
it is the 50th anniversary. clara asks the doctor why he chose the name “the doctor”.
john hurt appears out of nowhere and says “the wand chooses the wizard, mr. potter. it’s not always clear why”. he then turns into the great dragon and flies away
the screen turns black
that’s the episode
tony-wiseau:
atkid:
everyflight-beginswith-afall:
weaponizedwit:
cutintostars:
I like how it’s “Captain America: The Winter Soldier” and “Thor: The Dark World” and then Iron Man is just like, fuck the bullshit, we’re just callin’ this thing “Iron Man 3”.
Because a secondary title would imply it’s also about something other than Iron Man. And we all know how well that would work out.
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Things Jon Snow Knows
mumblebrows:
1. Nothing 2. Oral 3. Windmills
