pale-jonquil:

Count Saazbaum is right about the Martians not having any culture

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That chicken parmesan doesn’t even have any spaghetti noodles

nearly-away:

hello my name is urobutcher and i taught fanfic writers the tragic value of repeated failure to communicate! (evil cackling intensifies as people in the background die)

  • Katara: So, me and Aang are getting married
  • Toph: oh
  • well
  • i don't usually like to do things like this
  • but do you think i could be maid of-
  • Zuko: I JUST HEARD, KATARA
  • I CALL MAID OF HONOR
alightuntoeternity:


sherlockismyholmesboy:

unexplained-events:

Ladies and gentlemen….a spring-loaded dick in a box from the 1800s. It made for a great gift

humanity’s sense of humour has not progressed much in the last hundred years


#you finally get The Box open and it’s#it’s a dick#a giant glim-sculpted dick#there’s a note accompanying#’with rancor’#—stones (x)

alightuntoeternity:

sherlockismyholmesboy:

unexplained-events:

Ladies and gentlemen….a spring-loaded dick in a box from the 1800s. It made for a great gift

humanity’s sense of humour has not progressed much in the last hundred years

(via deepdarkmarvellous)

Tags: nsfw

marxisforbros:

"There’s a cure?!" asked the girl that kills everything she touches
"Hey shut up we’re perf" replied the girl that makes clouds. 

(Source: x-menunited, via sicklyscribe)

neilnevins:


the harry potter wiki gets really in-depth

neilnevins:

the harry potter wiki gets really in-depth

(Source: ryandeel, via comicfan66)

(Source: grailpersonals)

sicklyscribe:

So you wonder why this girl’s family is being attacked by men with guns, and why they burn her house down, until you see as she’s running for her life - she’s not human.

Cliche beginning, but what more can you ask for. It’s a werewolf movie.

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"In fear I hurried this way and that. I had…

Do more reviews. I command you. :)

You make this movie sound pretty entertaining and way less sexist than the book. I didn’t see you reference it, so I guess you haven’t read it?

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And now I really want to see…

fabelyn:

Inaho and Slaine having a ‘science facts’ fight

Slaine would normally not fight and accept whatever, but he doesnt want the Princess knowing facts he thinks are wrong so he argues. And Inaho is just having fun riling him up.

Meanwhile, the terrans are like “wow someone actually disagrees with Inaho” and the princess is like “wow, someone can make slaine angry”